Throw Us An Earbeating
The Facts Jack
Plain and simple... Born in Cuba, started out on New York City's west side, relocated to North Bergen, New Jersey in the 3rd grade after an altercation with Sister Hyacinth, moved to Colorado, after graduation or first warrant posted, had a short stint in the can, became a comedian as an extension of my criminal creativity. Today, I live in Hollywood, doing what I do best, stand up, movies, and T.V. shows.
Here's the skinny... Came into the world an army brat, moved here, moved there, landed on the Colorado foothills near the corner of trailer park and military housing. I learned to load a gun, dodge a social worker, and sniff out an exit plan, which came via the doors of a strip joint coined the Peppermint Lounge. Then I turned 18. Met a comic, then became a comic. Today I'm a proud single mom, who has walked amongst the comedy great. Even prouder, that I've laughed loud as hell with the wounded.